Illustration and storyline carousels

1 ) The otherworlder had finally made his introduction to Eve. He was about to enact his plan on Eve and Adam. Like any seed of evil would have done at that time He made of Eve to eat the fruit of the tree that God had specifically told her not to eat. God found out about this as you would know by now, and of her and Adam, he expulsed her and Adam from the Garden of Eden. He then allowed the Empire from another galaxy to come and destroy of the Earth the great tree of life, which you would know by now. From that point after the destruction of the tree he dispatched two Jedi from the same distant galaxy, and placed them with fiery swords at the Gate of Eden to deny Eve and Adam access again.////

2) So, there has been much thought involved with the tattoo on my left bicep. The tale of it is more complex to illustrate then to describe in words, but I shall try. In a mid spring in the year 1999 I was hospitalized for some anxiety In Elizabeth. Supposedly for anxiety. Over a three night period I was subjected to sub frequencie pycho fixations but the reason as for what; is alarming.....Along the S-curve of the yin yang on my left arm was made an incision with a scalpel to cut down to the bone where upon marrow from the bone was extracted. The bone fused back to togehter. The flesh was then carbon frozen and the flesh slowly stitched together through the melt of the carbon freezing. All of this while sedated. The sub frequencies, were fed to my ears and mind while I slept. They played through speakers in the bedroom of the hospital. The reason for such was to conceal the bone marrow theft; that if I were to ever question reasonings and soul search for said reason's for this hospitalization, then I would without knowing motivation; submit myself to the ultimate destruction of the tattoo, altogether. This was all the desparation of a cancer ridden bone marrow thief. The culprit? A relative. All associates and persons known to this relative thought of this deed as a punishment through the act of civil service and duty, by saving the life of a person who might be terminally ill. Punishment, because he and they believed that I was an accomplice with the killer frakulla. Which means they had prior knowledge of his activity for 4 years. I was not his accomplice!!!!!////

3) How spooskul escaped, and came to be frakulla was all the doing of the Flaming Carrot. See in 1973 when the Carrot became part of the skirmish that tore apart my life he relayed details about spooskuls capture. From that point he showed spooskul the powers of the portal. That's when spooskul admitted himself to a hospital for a sexchange, and reconstructive surgery. This became the setting off of another parellel timeline. After Gus had taken Fernando Bernal to the planet X for maximum security detention, Agent Tree brought me to the event of 1981 when I was twelve, and became a victim with my teeth. "You See" Agent Tree said "It was not a would be father who marred you, It was frakulla!" "What of spooskul in Prison?" I asked." He was never there, when the Carrot revealed to him the ttruth of his capture that killer ceased to exist and he became frakulla. Bizarre enought he is doppleganged, he could simply be there again" "Well we must catch him" I said, and so through the portal we went. Now, lately the portal created by the orbital had been exibiting some anomalies. All black holes created by the orbital were showing signs of too much gravitational pull after five minuitews of use. Agent tree informed me that we had to be quick, because a form of disintigration called spaghettification might occur. As I witnessed frakulla in the middle of his deed I noticed that I had no power to stop him. The child that I was shouted "I'm on the moon!!!!, I'm on the moon!!!!", but once I made my presence felt to frakulla he seemed to want to stop himself from harming the younger me any further. Skware: what is behind your back? Tree: the boys out cold. Skware: Answer me?! frakulla: back, what back? Skware: What f'n madness roams through your head that you could do this? frakulla: Madness??! what madness??! Skware: Get out of here before I snap your neck! Tree: Skware, there's no use. The portal is starting to pull with too much gravitational force, we have to abort. There was nothing we could have done anyway. all we needed to do was make sure he did not kill you. That was what he meant to do.//// 

4) I don't know what it was I said but my words scared frakulla off. But because he had the powere of the portal, he continued to traipse through time. Later I asked Agent Tree some serious questions, I was not sure why I was still Skware. I could have sworn that I saw some existence as a angry mime. Agent Tree explained that I had also been doppleganged through the process of portal travel, and there was a strong link of mind between myself and the double. This double part of me was to be an intrinsic part of the capture of frakulla. Tree explained one last thing. That this event had much to do as well with another Cancer ridden individual.//// 

5 ) Then something completely fucked up beyond measure happened!!!!!//// 

6) And from there it just kept getting more fucked up.////

7) After the most fucked up thing that happened, happened and everybody came too. Skware's doppleganger took to the art of vigilanteism in the truest sense of the word, and had decided in a reckoning of death he would kill all of the small time underlings of Eggplant, Tom Eighto, and Squash, and do so until he reached the three of them, which he was certain would bring out frakulla that had been lingering around jumping through time. He felt for certain that there would be some eventual contact between the parties. All the mime who did not talk had to do was stir up enough chaos and he would be drawn out. So, on a particular evening some time in December with a bat that was Tick Not the mimes only weapon, He slayed an accountant of Eggplant named Neuron. For now was all for the extremity.....and yes it did get Eggplant, Tom Eighto, and Squash's attention.////

8) It was 6:05 pm and Eggplant explained: I've got little answers, our accountant is dead. Some mime from what I'm told. I don't know much more than that. Squash: You'z better have some answers or I'll pop you myself dearest brother. I ain't losin a fortune. Eggplant: The mime left only a message on paper near the body, "I'm lookin for the creep corn named charlie. Tom Eighto: We haven't seen that scum since 1973. Eggplant: I know's it. Except for that she male frakulla. She said she was him a couple of years ago. I didn't believe It. Squash: You want this bullet? Eggplant: You're the underling here. Ya can't even wash your ass with the money I give you so don't threaten me. Now..........////

9) It was in the evening in a dark alley in New Brunswick New Jersey, And Tick Not the mime was just coming to conciousness. frakulla: I see your joining the world. Mime: Where am I? frakulla: Hey look at that, a mime that talks. Heard that your looking for me? So it doesn't matter where we are. Mime: You're Wilson?!! frakulla: Who? Mime: Wilson Walkin'texan?!! I'm here to take you back to your right time period in 1973. frakulla: Well I was but you can just call me Fracky, besides I'm not going back through the time window. Mime: Oh yes you are, if I can just get up, Ughh, I can't, what did you give me? frakulla: Oh, just a concious sedater. Now do you have any last words before I put this bullet in you? Cuz I can't have you chasing me all around with what I have to do. Fortunately for the mime he didn't think of me as less dead, so he could not shoot the mime, however he did think his warning would deter the mime for good.////

10) Across the globe, somewhere in the pit of Africa Mucus Oil Fracking Inc. made sewage of the locals homeland, but that pailed in comparison to what Mucus Fracking was doing in the states.//// 

11) You see, Wilson Walkin'texan had always wanted to be just like his sister Fran. So much he changed himself in physique to exist in a parallel universe. Mucus Fracking, based in Valdosta Georgia was where they were from. While Wilson traipsed around in one universe as frakulla, the embodiment of his sister, Fran his sister tried to save his life in another. This is why Dirt Spot was dead. Hooked on a drug named Valcion, a highly potent hallucinogen to keep her stupid just like the brother and sister had wanted her to be. She was just that; stupid. Her cousin, also from georgia was Fran's husband. Wilson's sister in one universe plotted a massacre at a university with Dirt Spot's cousin. Dozens died. Dirt spot was a loose thread, and involved enough to divulge the secret. She had to go. In one universe at least. After Satan had decided that he liked the Flaming Carrots skills in lieu of the fact that he was such an assistance to Wilson and his sister Fran, Satan decided to send him back to the plain of the living on an alternate line of parallel of existence where Wilson roamed free as the embodiment of his sister, frakulla.//// 

12) The Carrot had always dreamed of being a professional volleyball player, so Satan sent him back as such. But first Satan took the left hemisphere of his brain with a drill. So with frakulla as the ball players agent. Nothing could stop the new volleyball phenom now.////

13) The dicotomy of this tale is this deep as the Columbia,, so forget about your Def Leppard drummer.////

14) And because everyone realized the truth to such magnitude and interstellar battle began. Revolving in nature around the planet Earth. The Yarks, a planetary species from the planet Yark, sworn protector of the planet Earth since the prehistoric ages of the dinosaur headed on the Ant's at point blank range. The Ant's, lead by the dictator director Pencil Dick, had come to enslave the world Earth with the dreaded weapon they had been creating for more than three decades. The cremator. The Ant's mission, stave off the Yark's long enough so that the cremator could diminish the world in size and carry it off to another solar system for slavery. Yes, much to everyone's chagrin; Pencil Dick was not dead.//// 

15) Skware: Why did you bring the thing down here? Tree: We remembered that sciences don't hold him, only good old fashioned bars and shakels, Can you see me? Skware: No, what are we going to do with him again? Tree: I'll tell you later, listen are you sure you can't see me? Skware: No!!! Tree: Well while I'm invisible to you I may as well tell you that back in the year 2001 National Geographic magazine did this issue with Pencil Dick on the cover. In that issue they explored the topic of new technologies. One particular article dealt with Military sciences. Of these military sciences was the invention of this teflon fabric cloak, which did just that. It cloaked items. See, how it works is it bends light around the fabric so that if you are behind the fabric that which is behind you will appear on the front of the fabric. Well when the criminal underworld got ahold of this information, and much more important the fabric, they began to manufacture there own skin tight suits made of this fabric. True invisibility. The military did the same thing, made suits. But it was just for camoflage against the enemy. Well criminals have their own enemies, and there own motivations. There is a crime madness spreading because of this suit. Killings, rapes, thefts, you name it. Skware: Well that must explain why I can't see you. Tree: we have our new mission, be ready to return to Earth.////

16) Unfortunately Earth was not there. Agent Tree: We now know who killed Dirt Spot, problem is in this timeline that Satan has put us in she is no longer dead. Skware: Who did it? Agent Tree: Fernando down in his cell. The last time Satan set him free he had a union cooperation with the Carrot, Dirt Spot, and three others named Mad Dog, Melvin, and he who is now known as frakulla; you know of who I speak who is now in another timeline where your doppleganger is. Fernando lived in Brooklyn under the alias Motown. It could be Satan is looking for a virtual timeline insanity. Skware: How did you find this out? Agent Tree: Satan's major concern is the Devil's Tower always. That is why these people die. It seems that Satan has set the beast free not without cause. It's mental link is still strong with Satan. We've been double crossed. Skware: How? Agent Tree: Satan has set the Flaming Carrot free under the name Criss Cross, as a famous volleyball player. Obviously hFernando has been freed to reunite with Dirt Spot and Criss Cross. Skware: Well, then we have some work to do. Agent Tree: Indeed, because I think the goal is to kill you. Skware: Why? Agent Tree: For being the major element in the ascension of the tree in a timeline that still exists somewhere. I still don't understand how Satan is going to make this work.////

17) On a piece of remaining lunar rock where Earth used to be: Monkey: I am Retsam Yeknom, I brought you here before the Earth was wisked away by the Antees, because you must rendevous with the other half of yourself known as Skware as soon both of your minds will fail because you are two halves of the same being. I am a simple buddhist monk of magical descent and they will be arriving on a starship and will find you; most concerned for your safety they will take you aboard, but you and skware will regonize each other right away. From there you will need to go to planet Antees in the vardek solar system in system Velta-4 to rescue your planet before the meeting of frakulla and Pencil Dick. Remember to tell Skware and the captain of the ship, the only way to travel that distance to another galaxy is through the next solar vortex with your sun in three weeks. Do not travel through the Black holes as they lead to hell and do not want to see that starship again. Remember the next solar vortex in three weeks................One more thing, there is a new underground that is moving on the earth that exists in this timeline, they use my name Retsam Yeknom as a secret code between those affiliated with frakulla. Any google search of my name will bring up this code. Tell this to Skware, and only Skware. I must depart. The monkey vanished and the mime stood there on a rock of desolation.////

18) On a routine mission by the surviving star fleet, the U.S.S Armadon scouted the galaxy for signs of the Planet Earth. After investigating all pathways by route of Black hole xb-32 it found no traces of the Earth accept for a clue that they fealt needed to be relayed to the enterprise if only they could make contact with. In a vision only appearing on there bridge view screen a small 3 foot monkey named Retsam Yeknom revealed to them the creator of life and existence allowed very much the abduction of the Earth for there ruthless plans to build a superstructure satellite, which existed only in another galaxy. The monkey relayed that in order to stop these events so that peace could return as well as balance that his most favored Angel amongst the hiarchy would have to be made to suffer without end.////

19) It was back when I first started to get in trouble for a thing that most of a constituence held me culpable for which I was not guilty. Involving in the mid nineties a lady I had one date with. A Serial killing nut had apprehended her, and at the behest of a family who paid him for the purpose of wretching my family secrets fleeted her away to a ski store and tortured her at the face of an industrial ski tuning machine while he interrogated her. She would not answer to the questions for she knew nothing. The killer killed her.////

20) And as with all executed villians, Jesus left Wilson immediately by spitting from his mouth. For as the Earth finally arrived at system Velta 4, Overlords of the high dimension reached across the plain to the dimension of mortality and deemed frakulla Walkin'texan the most obscene in existance. By rule of a tribunal commisioned by these Overlords, he was extinguished by firing squad, claiming the bullets felt like acid.//// 

At frakulla's first arrival to Hell, he held on to a self imposed notion to define his reality that his existance at the time and therefore the ongoing eternity was nothing more than the sensation of an L.S.D. hallucination. So the king of Hell transformed him into an obscene rocking chair. A gesture fitting of him.him.////

 It did not strike Satan as ammusing that frakulla immediately took of himself in his first state, and his new form as being made into a god. So Satan chose a new form on him for size so he would not mouth anymore lies and release his refuse like secrets.////