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1) When I finally came back to the world of the concious there was a man standing next to me. Agent: Hey, I'm agent tree. I know, It's the green afro. I get it all the time. You can't speak, So I'll do all the talking. First off you look mighty strange. I never saw a man with a chessboard head before. And that nail in your head has got to go. But the little green dude says your human. So I guess I'll have to take his word for it. Speaking of that little green dude "soda" is that his name, Soda? he says you can explain everything heare at this location. Like why the tower is 200 yards to the north and that weird purple tree is in it's last spot. As for that green dude, he left with is pet aardvark, and said you could explain everything. I think I said that, so, there's alot to explain, Come there's a storm coming////

2) Back in the early nineties, a mob boss named Don Eggplant had under his commision a certain serial killer. This serial killers primary function was at the behest of his nephew, who was a budding guitarist. The guitarist had a band and they were quite successful, accepting one problem. The band had too much of a dabbling in the world of drugs. This meant that there was too much of a window of opportunity for the guitarist to get caught. In addition there was a certain person who had an estranged father; me, that the young guitarist knew was in the movie making business that could serve as a source for financial support to his bands future. The idea was, stalk and sometimes kill off all the love interests that I had, but never leave to much of a clue behind that would lead the police straight to me or anybody for the right amount of leverage for the young guitarist to get a rope around the neck of the movie maker that would buy his estranged son a free passport to continued freedom. Eventually that man who stalked and killed was the notorious Wilson Spooskul. But that did not mean that the game the guitarist had would stop. Spooskul's replacement would eventually become the flaming carrot. that would ensure that the money would keep coming in that would not really subsidize record production, but more poignantly drugs////

3) On a night right after the young guitarist melvin's gig at a urban nightclub, he and his uncle Don Eggplant gathered with the other member's of melvin's band, and another local musician named Ginsu. Ginsu was taking the local night scene by storm. This made him a prime candidate to get on board for melvin's diabolical plan involving the sick Wilson Spooskul. Negotiation's with the artist Ginsu did not last long, because Ginsu refused to have any part in the affair. Stating the he would in no way shape or form take part in the illegal activity which would keep another citizen's life in perpetual peril. This would prove to be a great problem to Ginsu's current carreer, stemming from Don Eggplant's threat his carreer would find disaster with every turn, since Ginsu walked out of those negotiations////

4) More than half of Zeus's disgust with humanity before the phenomenon with the regrowth of the tree, was a small insignificant character whose face was ripped the fuck off by a serial kiiller. However this man was saved from death by modern day medicine. All the major media left his story ambiguous, detailing the he was born this way. Itr's repoprting on mostly the internet was deplorable. Federal officers insisted that he ramain alive, for hope's that he would reveal a clue as too the serial killer's identity. Zeus thought how stupid this was to deprive the man of proper death because his remaining ear's would leave him in a prison of mockery. But that was the sickness of man. The regrowth of the tree would have to be a precursor to readjust man, at whatever extremity////

5) I couldn't speak, so Agent Tree gave me a thought microphone. He asked me what may have caused my position with all these phenomenon's. I told him as far as I could see, in the summer of 2000 when I was homeleess, behind a convenience store in Somerset N.J. there was a night I saw a flaming carrot that gave me a speech. He said, "You're battling with a dictator named Artler who refuses to accept your genius with art by ignoring it's effectiveness. He never anticipated your skills as an artist to develop since you began in childhood.. You name it, he and they will condemn you with anything, the catholic church, the buddhist's, the art world. Fuck they'll even condemn you with 16 oz. soda when you dirink coffee, so long as the secret is left intact. The agony you must feel with using your arts to tell truth only to be broken again to a deteriorated mind with skills in the garbage. feeble again. Fucking flowers for Algernon. You should have sold out and took the money with lies. One day you'll figure this out when they promise you music, take it away, send you back to drawing, and then do it to you again. I of coarse care only about gaining the secrets to H.R. Gigers work, and the rest of the party's who want this done care only about their rock band. And Not You! This is to bond you to an engine, sexually speaking forever, with electricity. You could say that in the mind of a serial killer lies any sickness. This is just one of them. It will mess you up in the mind. But we can't have you dead yet"////

6) Well, after I explained the ordeal of what I could remember that might have started all event's that brought me into this fine mess, agent tree looked at me as if I were nut's. He told me that this probably did not happen, and that I needed serious help. Unfortunately for him he told me that the help I could offer him and the bureau was of more importance, so that whatever help I needed had to be foregone so as I could help him and his rag tag team of idiots solve a string of murders that seemed to be revolving around the object of the Devils Tower. I was in no position to make the rules so I let him know that I would help him. Then he told me that there was a strange very large eight armed elephant traveling through the desert on foot and was destroying everything in it's path. He believed that the elephant was on route to 15 city to claim it as his dominion. That was all he knew. Zeus had told me Ganesh would get loose, but I was to believe that if the ascension were made that would not happen. There must have been a detail from my vision that I misinterpreted. Pinhead was making his move. with the Earth intact he must have made the decision to control the world.////

7) It was early in the morning, a day after agent tree dubbed me by the name of Skware, that he received a call over a victim they had found lying in the street. He rushed over to the scene of the crime as fast as he could. With his walkie talkie in hand he did a full examination of the victim and told his superior all he could about the scene. "From the looks of the victim, she has been completely disembowled, and beheaded at the neck" said agent tree. "were there any messages left behind" asked his superior. "There was a message that one of the sgt's entered into evidence, stating look inside the jugular's" he stammered and gagged, but went on. "It seems to me to be the work of the flaming carrot that skware had talked about, and from the looks of it, this flaming carrot may also be tied to terrorist's, there is a rubik's cube he left behind as a reference to Mecca" agent tree elaborated. " bring the cadaver in and continue your investigation in the lab" his superior paused. "was there any identification" "no sir, but you might want to involve Skware in this cuz I think this might be the love he had mentioned a few hundred times. But I am not certain".////

8) I had a dream after I saw agent tree last. I was behind prison bars, and I was justt wasting time away. I went to the window in my cell door, and there zeus was leaning against......against something. Outside the door all I saw was space and an armada of ships fighting for the freedome of the planet. Then zeus spoke "I'm not Zeus, I'm god". (me) "ok Zeus". (God) "It's God I said". (me) "ok". (God) "what do you want". (me) "Well I know there are alot of us here". (God) "Roughly 6 Billion". (Me) "You gonna let us off this prison Rock anytime soon"? All that God had to say was "Nope"! That's when the call came in from Agent Tree that woke me up.////

9) Agent tree: Is this your loved one? Me: Nope. Tree: Any idea who this may be? Me: This is a chick they used to call dirt spot because of the blemishes on her face. I met her in '88" in Spokane while visiting an acquaintance, she was from Jersey too. Tree: Why kill her? Me: Probably cuz she was a loose end, they tried to get me to marry this Wiccan chick but they lashed me to her for a while anyway. Tree: How so? Me: Instead of marriage she bound me to a Wiccan ritual known as an 11 year handfasting. Great big bullshit. Someone probably felt I knew too much because of her, so they enlisted the Flaming Carrot to get rid of her. Tree: Any idea who? Me: Not really, but I might have a few. You said there was something found in her jugular? Tree: Yes, a finger.////

10) Whilst the super satellite kept guard, God: Listen prisoner from another galaxy, I know what you're here to do. Trick Adam and Eve will you? Prisoner: Well that's just the way it goes. you want them to eat of the tree anyway. God: I won't deny it. Prisoner: Well, then you won't deny that you hold for there future suffering, to be rewarded with immortality that in itself will come to a crashing halt. God: I do not but heaven is vast. Prisoner: Eventually the eternity of eternal bliss will become so boring that it in itself will become the very suffering they were promised would never occur again. You know this. God: That is why you are satan. Prisoner: You know, I knew you would say that. You'll just do it again. After all the death, and all the judgement, and all the eternal bliss, you just have to make another tree, then anothertree, and another tree, and another tree. You have nothing but the ripping apart of it all again and again in store for the future. I've never even met satan. We've all heard your bedtime story from the extraterrestrial gus. God: Satan!!!! Prisoner: come see me after 400 billion years of bliss, and an eternal soul say's I can't take the suffering of all the boredom anymore. You'll just make another planet with another tree and they'll eat if it just the same .////

11) Early one evening on the phone Riema Lynda: If they find out Spooskul that you are Norman then we are fucked! Spooskul: Fuck that shit, no worries here, I'm gonna do his uncle in with Digoxin. Riema Lynda: Make it quick cuz Melvin and Ms. Mad Dog want confirmation. That night Spooskul crept in to my Uncle Deeter's home and with Digoxin in hand, the piece of shit took his life.////

12) So, Spooskul had begun his madness with an idea of an inkling that he would build a pillar of souls. Piece by piece he would do it. Slow and arduously. He knew that this pillar of souls would be built for Satan. Satan desired it. Satan needed this pillar of souls for his army of madness that he anticipated would fight for his dominion over the Earth. When the time came. Renmalynnda, Melvin, Ms. Mad Dog and Spooskul being the killer of the team for the benefit of a major extortion plot would begin the insanity of constructing this pillar. Satan received.////

13) Pinhead: We finally meet, by her majesty the queen you have been granted a burning blue soul, What hospital can you think of that has one? Me: I..... Pinhead: Van Gogh was where you are at now in life. Not many really knew the mob cut off his ear. Then they cashed in on his paintings. He knew too much for a man of his time, so they drove him crazy and to his death. Like I said, they cashed in on his paintings. Me: I....... Pinhead: What do you think of this vision of hell for you. So, don't you think you know about cryptic killers too much. You understand. They might be mafia scapegoats, Mafia assasins, maybe the FBI knows about this and may themselves mislead the public about the true nature of serial killing. Me: I....... Pinhead: You'r looking more like me, like I hoped. Those that you know will rob you of your works in the arts for a great cash in. Think about it. Your tattoo, and the parallel between it and Van Gogh's ear. Ha ha ha ha! they'll crucify you cuz Artler is Pencil Dick. Be warned, only joining me can save you.////

14) After Carrot snorted some cocaine, in the movie director; Pencil Dick's office, they screwed around with h. roget hububs q-meter. Director: I'm writing my new movie installment. Carrot: Good. Director: As you know the stories source of inspiration is based on the kid who is my son. Carrot: I know. Director: Well there's a hang up in the writing as usual. I think It's because there is too much hope in his life and things for him are going to well, and as long as the hope continues the drama in one scene of my story is anticlimatic. I need you to wipe out all vestiges of this hope of his. Carrot: Will do, How? Director: Keep stalking that girl he loves and break a few dozen of his things by entering his apartment when he is not there. Carrot: Ok. he looks hilarious now with that chess board on his head. Director: I know Ha Ha Ha ha ha, it's the greatest in the act of exploitation there is. I only hope Melvin Mouse Inc. pulls off the special effects well. Carrot: What if he resists with vehemence to the warning. Director: We'll throw him in jail like a scapegoat and threaten him with execution......////

15) finally, Gus had returned. Gus: You don't remember me? Me: No. Gus: All of these events throughout your life actually started in the summer of 2005, when Pinhead first exposed himself to you in a mental health clinic; trying to suck out your brain and soul like he did with all the patients, but you were more intrinsically important to his plan. It caused an infinite ripple in loop in the space time continuum between that point in 2005 and your youth of the year 1973, when he used information extracted from you to employ the flaming carrot also known as the Mannequin to hurt you. Had this not occured based on an original event you would never have been in that mental healt clinic. Luckily the feds were there with the use of the orbital portal jumper. They saw the whole event. So there is hope. You must go back in time to the year 1973. But not to stop event's. Me: But I still have to help in finding the Killer of Dirt spot. Gus: the killer has gone back to the year 1973 that is why you must go. Me: I see. Gus: You still have not explained the moving of Devil's tower 200 yards to the north to Agent Tree, nor of the poison dart frog. Me: I can not remember. Gus: The poison dart frog request's you presence, He claims you saw something you should not have seen, and the world may still be in peril due to it. Me: Sure. Gus: Come, let's see what I can do to fix that head. Me: You know, I kind of want to keep it for a while, I kind of like it.////

16) Frog: You're not supposed to be here. Skware: You requested my presence. Frog: So out with it, what did you see? Skware: I don't know. Gus: It would be best if you told him. Frog: Out with it. Skware: I don't know what you're talking about. Frog: You're probably not going to divulge what you saw, no matter; I know what you saw, you saw me. You were not supposed too. Skware: I don't remember. Frog: that is C-3po, He will accompany you in your journey to 1973 and help you navigate through the past to bring the flaming carrot who has escaped to that time before me. C-3po: I interpret many languages. Skware: Great, you know your name backwards spell's OPEC. C-3po: What was that. Skware: Never mind. Frog: Be forewarned, There is a man in a prison of his own mind with his face ripped off, Now that Spooskul was caught there are those including the Flaming carrot who are trying to bury there lies in the prison of this mans mind with a pillar of souls. Federal agents keep him alive so that they can find out information on a killer, But he will not divulge information. Not even in writing, the only way he can. You will run into parties of the genesis who will bury their lies in this man. Be careful.////

17) At the University of Alahoma in Arizona: Father: Listen son, I don't want you to listen to a word that this man say's today. This Doctor John Kuhlwhip is the craziest man in the nation, and the real crux of it is that he taught the Late famous astronomer Carl Sagan at a local school in Rahway, New Jersey in the 50's. Sagan had trouble with him. He went on to work with Pencil Dick the movie director on his Cosmos television series. Father: Your Mother went to the same High School under this creep. I can't even believe this Doctor's still alive, and for his invention he's proposing, he probably already made it and it's driving people crazy as we speak. One day you'll understand all of this son. Son: O.K. Pop! Announcer: without further adoo. I present Dr. Don Coolwhip. Doctor: Esteemed colleagues and distinguished prospectus of whom I propose this secret intelligence, and National defense project too. I introduce the Trojan Horn to you. This subatomic scattered torture device will render any enemy to the United States crazy and unable to resist American defense initiatives without Question. It sit's on the head invisibly and causes series of unstoppable hallucinations while at the same time rendering the conscience completely suseptible to probing for interrogation, furthermore.................Father: You see, just like I told you, He's crazy. THERE is an artist who's made a name for himself called Lloyd Garrison. He has plenty of professional work out there. He's also from the town of Rahway. Perhaps He or anyone who has any of his paintings will be able to explain this to you one day. Son: O.K. pop!////

18) C-3po: You know I noticed so far through this journey back to the past you have been doing alot of complaining about your tattoo, so I thought I would show you something before we get to our destination. Skware: Ok! C-3po: You see that fella over there, that is h. roget hubub, master of the religion of Hollywood, which you should know is devestated right now. Skware: Who that guy? C-3po: Yeah, do you think a poor old sot like that master skware cares much about personal corporeal space or a person's own personal space. Well if you did you were wrong. Neither does his religion. He was from Elizabeth New Jersey, there is a 75,000,000 : 74,999,998 chance he knew a Doctor John Kuhlwhip. An extremely creepy man. Something for you to think about. Come, the portal is about to close.////

19) Back in 1973 Billionaire Bruce Wayne had to mastermind a new premise to stop Gotham's most sinister crime boss, Don Eggplant. He thought it best that first his uniform must be changed. He thought that it would be an element based on a whole new thought of theatrics that might just Bring the crime boss to his knee's so he drew up the schematic's. He thought it best to give the illusion that he was poor. Because as Bruce Wayne he had met Don Eggplant several times because Eggplant was so tied to so many ligitimate enterprises. he did not want to be recognized. So Bruce drew up the plan's. First he designed a new hot rod car. Then his Uniform. The car modeled from a 50's dragster would be just the element he needed to entice the villian with his 50's idealisms.////

20) Then he went out to fight crime. In a new fashion, in a city under besiege from it's most corrupt crime boss yet.////

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21) This is what we saw in 1973 Flaming carrot: Alright eggplant, I hate you for what you turned me into. I know that you're the boss around these parts, but Pogo, Wilson, and that freakish looking Bezerkowitz are not to involve the baby carrot in what they do. If I help you in what they do to that little square Jeff Scott, the son of that richman, you have to leave the baby carrot alone. Don Eggplant: Yeah, yeah, I can't make any promises...........but yeah. Flaming Carrot: Listen, it's the only way I can be free with liberty in my time. This way you'll never get caught in the future. You've got to leave the baby carrot alone. Don Eggplant: I don't get caught in the future, but yeah, Don't worry about it. The only thing we got to worry about now is the Batman. Hey just wondering, do I know you? Flaming Carrot: Not yet. Me: Why can't I apprehend the Flaming carrot now? C-3p0: You can not interfere with the event's for it will disrupt your present. Batman is on the case.////

22) The next thing we saw. Doctor: I'm afraid the damage to your kis is irreversible. Mostly his mind will be damaged. Dad: Who could have done this? Doctor: The feds spoke to me, they believe it was serial killer style mutilation. Mom: Oh my fucking God! Dad: What did we do? Then we looked upon Judge: Because the boy's assailant was never identified, and I view this as quite possibly being anyone, I must sever him from even his parents and place him in the care of Batman who find suitable parents for him, and watch over him, his new parents will safeguard him from harm until it can be discovered who harmed the boy, Batman who do you feel is guilty for this crime. Batman: I feel Don Eggplant is behind this crime but it will take time to uncover the facts. Judge: Until a further time, court dismissed. Me: Where is the batman taking me. C-3p0: You are comatose, back to he hospital. Me: Where is the flaming carrot, why can't I apprehend him now. C-3p0: You must not interfere with event's.////

23) Before seeing my serialesque mutilation, C-3po brought me to a point before. You see, Don Eggplant needed a lifetime scapegoat and public terror. That was to be me with mouth stitched shut for life so as to not uprise. His need was to put forth a notion he derived from the bible, the figure of the pinhead. A figure who longed to touch the plain of the mortal. A figure who was the terror of all who stood on the righteous right. If Don Eggplant could just subliminally put a figure in the public as the appearance of pinhead, or one that was on his way to be such, Don Eggplant could drive the community and government into submission to dominate for the need to fill his greed through fear, for profit. And although he promised the flaming carrot that he would leave the young Carrot alone, he could not. The young carrot was necessary for his plan to work. He developed a two family system, that would dopplegang each other for what he hoped would be decades of the remainder of his life. My family and the carrot's family and who was really responsible for the crime that C-3po and I viewed. He instructed the adult Flaming carrot to take the neighbors new born daughter named Riema lynda and place me at the scene of a small house in town, up on the roof with the newborn and drop the baby off the roof. It was part of an elaborate game, or so the Flaming Carrot said. A game called fireman and saving a young baby. He claimed to be the young carrot's uncle. Little did I know it was the carrot all grown up. I persisted that the game was wrong, but he insisted that I had the power to catch the girl. He dropped the baby from the roof while pinhead whispered in his ear, and I could not catch her. Both of the infants legs broke, for which would need massive surgeries. Afterwards, witnesses said they saw a carrot fleeing the scene. The only carrot anyone knew of was the baby carrot, so he became partially to blame. In later years he would befriend Riema Lynda, with her none the wiser and mislead her with false facts. I however was considered the major culprit. The father of Riema Lynda; in rage confided in Don Eggplant for the need of justice and revenge, and Don Eggplant's plan had been realized. Little did I know that the punishment would be rendered by a clown named Pogo, Wilson, and a psycho named Bezerkowitz. Punishment for the evil that was supposed to be housed within me. Punishment of extortion of my families estate, so that a mafioso could acquire wealth through no work of his own. Punishment for a murder attempt on an infant, by a young child.////

24) The monstrosity of my punishment was more than sane people could take. Only remnants of Don Eggplant's plan survived, around his scapegoat.....me! Wilson had always been obsessed with my baby sitter Lori, he desired her in great ways, but in no way healthy. He swore that if he could not have her, he would have her dead. She was engaged with a man and was at a young age, She had already had three children, including Melvin, and one of them was just newborn. But none of that mattered to Wilson. So when all looked to be going awry with Don Eggplant's plan, Wilson suggested placing all the blame for Riema Lynda's legs and my mutilation on Lori and my dad's best friend Diaz. A game of Russian rouhlette was then played as a means to settle the score between all parties. My dad, A clone of him, Riema Lynda's father, and Diaz. My dad was not going to give up on getting me back that easy. And he definately did not believe that Diaz and Lori were guilty of the crimes said forth. The one who lost his life to a bullet was Diaz. Accounts were settled. Later, one night while staring into the window of Lori undressing, with my twin sister in her care because my parents were out making final arrangements for the rest of my life, Wilson sneaked into the bathroom and killed her in the shower. This by the authorities was found to be an unsolved serial killer slaying and too had to be solved along with the identities of who hurt me. My parent's fled into exile and the death of Diaz was reported as an overdose of cocaine in a van. Don Eggplant had won. But I was lost.////

25) Then we saw the batman talking to the clone that was in the Russian rouhlette challenge, with a women who looked as though she were a clone of my real mom. I looked lonely, as if I were stranded in a dessert Batman: For the remainder of Jeff Scott's life he must be raised with you. Thank you for agreeing, you are loyal clones. Your name sire shall be Tom, and your wifes name shall be Dorothy. Different from the name of his parents. Your last name shall be Mr. and Mrs. Stranger. You must remember these names, and you are never to pretend that you are the identities of Jeff's real parent's. You are a different family. The reason is for the safety of Jeff. If the suspect Don Eggplant responsible for his fall finds out his true identity he will be in danger again and again. Never let anyone know that he is the real son of he who is now known as Pencil Dick, and Madtivonia. He is your son. Now, considering that you are both perfect replicant clones of his parents, he should grow up happy. Clone Tom: We will hold to this mission for life with love and joy. Clone Dorothy: Oh Tom, New citizens and we begin our lives as a family. It's like a dream. Batman: There will be difficulty with his memory, he will be inclined to think of his twin sister much, He must be recondition to believe that he has no sister, It will take weeks to make this adjustment, You will tell him it was just his cousin for visit's. It will be most difficult, you must be firm on this, for she would be in danger as well. Good luck to you both and let Jeff know that Batman loves him. Then two guys showed up name Key and Ohgr. They claimed to be sent by the frog. Key: The frog sent us to tell you that the time window for capturing the Flaming Carrot is closing and is traveling through the vortex of shadows back to our present time. Hurry, you must be hasty, and oh by the way, you forgot your thought microphone. Me: Huh, funny how you heard me C-3po. C-3po: Yes it is, now if you move quicly you should catch him. Ohgr: Yes very quicly, Oh, did you happen to see our Skinny Puppy. We think we lost her around here. Me: No, I'm off. Wish me luck..... they did, and I ran.////

26) I chased the Flaming Carrot finally through the vortex of shadows for what seemed forever. It was a mighty long time. So long that I started to lose my gain on him. So much of a loss of gain on him that I had to stop just to catch my breath. He stopped just to turn around and laugh at me. He stopped laughing when I picked up the chase again and began to run again.////

27)  I found myself in 15 city, the Flaming Carrot cowering behind ganesh. I shouted that it was about time that Finally caught him and that he was going to pay for the killing of Dirt Spot, and the crimes he had traveled to the past to commit. But Ganesh commanded audience with me and shouted at the Carrot to remove himself from the God of war's presence. He spoke. Ganesh: It is finally complete, I reclaim this great city in the name of Pinhead, and will enact upon out plan's with the carrot by our side to lay seige over the world with the 1,500 newly growing seedling towers that will grow all over the world from the debris of the lunar rock's that fell all over the world's surface, and used as beacon's to control the masses at our disposal. Together we shall rule over this world, and there is nothing that you can do to stop this!!!! Ha, ha, ha, ha ha ha Ha ha! Me: I will make you pay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 Then all of a sudden without realizing it Key and Ohgr, had Followed me through the vortex. Key: NO Skware. You havn't the power to take on the powers of Ganesh. This is not the time. Ohgr: Not now skware. Not now. The frog did not forsee this. They had to peel me off of the both of them. How could they be stopped. When would they be stopped. When would it be too late.////