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1)  In no time, Ganesh sent the three of us into the vortex, and for then the Carrot had escaped me. Where we wound up, none of us had ever wanted to be. Hell !! Ohgr could do nothing but avert his eyes, and Key just gasped while I held my shaking head in my hands. Ganesh's voice boomed from a place none of us could see. "There are millions of black holes throughout the Universe all sucking in the light of souls and more. But they all lead directly to one place; through a conduit of almost limitless portals, where you are. You will find the remnants of wicked lives, from far away galaxies where you are. Even your own kind. It might be hard for the demons of Hell to utilize three living souls like yours, but you are in my way. Technologies of systems far more advanced than yours have harnessed the powers of these void regions of space to jump through Hell for the purpose of space travel between star systems. Perhaps you will get lucky and they will pick you up if you stick out your thumb. But they usually don't stop. Ha, ha ha ha!!!!!//// 

2) I guess Gus forsaw that there would be trouble, because he commandeered a starship from the future of Earth. He thought it best that the help come from a human manned starship. He didn't think it wise that I come across any aliens. He was going to save us. But he hated going through the dark regions. Much like Ohgr, he could not watch the trip through. The stench even permeated the hull. But he was not alone. He had a prisoner with him. You might ask, how can a starship get in and out of a black hole. As gus explained to me, light even can not escape a black hole, so a starship travelling at light speed would do not good. But the ship named the USS Enterprise was equipped with warp speed. So that it could travel through warped space.////           

3) Meanwhile,   Grimace: Duh, hey Ronald. One day for Purple Mountains Majesty I'm gonna stick an oil well on this ski resort and every other ski resort and make it rich on a centuries old secret.////   

4) Ronald: Ok, keep smilin' Grimace  After Grimace was done skiing with Ronald, He went home and went to the medicine cabinet to take off his make up and put on his toupe. And then it was back to business as usual.////          

5) The Devil grabbed us with his minnions quickly. When the Devil saw me he struck me down with his pitchfork immediately, stating that I was the reason his plan was becoming botched. Key and Ohgr huddled away in a corner. It was not but five minutes before Gus arrived. I know they say time stops in Hell but my watch kept ticking. Gus had brought the carrot. He had finally been caught, but not as the carrot, but as his true self the Mannequin. Gus later explained that catching him myself was an act of subterfuge for he was really the one responsible for his capture. I was only sent to the past so that I would know it, as further teachings to be the Jedi. Unfortunately Ganesh was more difficult an issue. He can not be caught for he is a God of war. Gus explained to the Devil that the three of us must be set free. That we were strangers in a strange land, which the Devil did not seem to mind. He was trying to figure out a way to expulge us from his dominion because he could not stand the stench of our living beings. He agreed to release us and take the Mannequin; for the Mannequin, also nephew of Eggplant, Tom eighto's son, brother to Eggplant was already dead. He agreed to this if the four of us brought to the Devil, these two brothers and their third brother. Squash. But he insisted that we do this with the help of his son. Strangely enough, Gus agreed. We had escaped Hell.////  

6)  Me: Look at that thing. Is this electric field really going to hold it? Gus: Yup. Me: Thanks for the new thought microphone. Key found my last one but I forgot that too. So this is the Devil's son, What's it called. Gus: Fernando Bernal?!! C'mon, you know that. Me: Then why did you agree to take him. Gus: Sometimes someone living gets sucked up into that sickening dimension. We have to go in and save him. Everytime we do the Devil gets us to agree to take his son. So we take him, imprison him in the brig then release him into distant regions near a black hole, and he gets sucked back into his domain. Me: Doesn't the Devil catch on? Gus: No, the Devil only knows the past. Can not see the present or the future. Me: Look at it, It's eyes are on it's teeth. Gus: Yeah, don't get to interested in that thing. It's ashame we might need it a little longer than usual. Creatures this twisted can see deep into the hearts of wicked souls. He might help us with a mystery. Me: Does it talk? Gus: it is a chameleon, so yes. Come.////         

 7) Alien 1: We are almost ready for wormhole travel. Plotting coordinates. Alien 2: Materialize wormhole cyclone portal. Alien 1: Engaging. Alien 2: F2 size is adequate for one shuttle. Inform of magnitude when reached. Alien 1: Five seconds 5...4...3...2...1. The portal has given stealth shield for us to proceed with wormhole travel through the gateway on Earth. Alien 2: Full power, proceed through the gateway.////

  8) At Semart logistics, the year 2005   CEO: Senator Vergo, here at Semart we take the very most in pride in our stealth productions. Here we have the Orbital. Senator: I haven't much in the way of time. Let's make this quick so I can have my report in before 5pm. CEO: Follow me to the platform.   Minutes later in the orbital.   CEO: In the center we have the traffic console where two soldiers sit behind a central computer control with a massive computer data base where destination and time is calculated. Over to the left is a casing of alabaster which the molecular black hole must be incased in and by way of an electric charge introduced to the alabaster rock the black hole can be grown to cast out and form into the hull of the orbital where a myriad of portals can be projected as you see above the window to reach any destination and time. We have come to realize over the past year of testing that within the black hole there is an undetermined intelligence. The implications for goverment intelligence, the FBI, The CIA and corporate demands are limitless. To be in the presence of crimes to apprehend criminals or keep a grip on reclusive world powers, or maybe covert operations for national defense, without even being seen is beyond comparison. In my hand is the box where the exit portal is stored until needed to leave the projected destination and return to base. After you exit the portal, the portal shrinks and fits in this irradiated box. this is the perfect invention for all this countries national securtiy needs. Senator: Impressive, the pentagon will be contacting you with fiscal matters. CEO: Thank you senator.////            

9) while in the holograph room of the Enterprise Gus wanted to brief me on what our next mission was to be.   Gus: In England is where we shall find the clues to where Sqwash and Tomato are, but first we must get through the customs of Ingsoc. Me: No shit, you know I don't like the fucking Eurythmics. I have always hated the fucking Eurythmics. They suck. There's got to be another way. Gus: I'll...........Just think of another plan then. Yeah.//// 

10)  Now if it weren't for the estorgen pills and the castration performed under the state of sedation which spooskul compared to the experience of anaesthetic death; and the blue contact lenses, he might not have been able to fool anyone. Sure, the spin doctored media to present him caught and imprisoned, but he walked free amongst the public actually as a sex change freak named frakulla. Such a valuable killer could not be let go of. Given he was a cannabalistic killer, the name seemed fitting. Now, given that there were associates of his that were responsible for holding death over my head since I was three, and the rest of the public as well if you think about it, there last act of my elimination was to frame me for an additional terrorist threat to another quad of towers in a Druid town smack dab in the center of New Jersey. If it were not for my ability to break the code, I might not have made it. Vlad the impaler frakulla was not.////        

   11) As the oldest species on the planet Earth, the shark has roamed the oceans for billions of years, so for whoever said that they knew what the sharks activity during the nights was, they were wrong to underestimate their evolution. For thousands of years the shark has been very adaptable to land. And when all seems safe and cozy in your towns and suburbs and cities they come to land to wage chaos to the peoples, Killing hand over foot to feed themselves on human flesh as the pure killing machines that they are. As swimming creatures they can not tolerate the scent of humans but as land dwellers they are of the finest delicacy. frakulla learned much from the sharks, aboard a submarine.//// 

12)  On a chilly night at dusk in 1846 the Donner party pioneering west from Illinois stopped and set up camp along the Oregon trail in Wyoming. On this particular night native Americans met their acquaintancee and introduced them to a spectacle through a brush of trees known today as Devils Tower, which they reported as there legend told that it was the remnants of an ancient tree, that provided life for all, and that disaster had met its end. They spoke of another who two millenia ago claimed he was looking for evidence of such tree, and that he was taught all they knew, but according to legend he vanished. Not knowing the effects of sharing sacrificial human blood by mouth to seal an agreement on the secret revealed members of the Donner party drank so as not to insult the indians customs. For the following months affter they left the location of Devis tower, they were consistently followed and monitored my the natives. Rumors began to broil within the donner party that the tree mentioned by the natives might be the remnants of the tree in the biblical text of Genesis, that maybe the garden of Eden was where America was established, and the one the natives spoke of thousand years ago might have been Jesus. Months later, during the continuing winter travels to California they became trapped in a snowy wasteland trapped, confused, starving and Paranoid. Dying off one by one, to survive the reduced themselves to cannibalism. Only six members of their large party survived to reach California.////   

 13) One night after Gus performed exhaustive reconstructive surgery, Gus restored my face but he could not get rid of all the black regions on my face. So I came off looking kind of like a mime. Then afterwards he filled me in that I was a public hero that was left to fit the bill of unsung for life so as the man who fraudulently called himself your father could receive such great American credit, and that if it were not you as the one to pay such high prices none of the criminality of the state you were from, such as spooskul would ever had been caught and imprisoned. "just think about your tattoo" he said. Then they placed me in a dimension of all light and the introduced me to the fraud, and told me to do what you wished. I told him that I had had enough of High and low frequencies blaring in my head from a transmitter that was controlled by some dufus behind the power of a satellite, and that the public had been deranged on a vision that was created solely by him and that I was fucking sick of it after 25 years, So I belted him in the mouth til the back of his skull blew out. I was free of it for good. The canvas was clear.////