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1) Gus, Skware, Tree and the crew were aboard the ship and headway in a speedy pursuit to rendezvous with the solar tornado. Upon it's first view upon the ships screen Tree had something to say. Tree: It looks like Frank Zappa's ring of fire. Gus: That's not quite appropriate. Skware: Hey, wait. You two been listening to me in my quarters without my a ware’s. I'm not f'n gay. I just want to go on the record. Tree: If you say so. Captain: How do you suppose mime that we go through the tornado like your monkey said. Commander: Captain, If we cast our velocity wake behind us in front of us we might be able to create a force field that might let us travel into the solar tornado. Captain: Sounds like death. Make it so.////
2) Just within a mile deep into the solar mass, the ship travelled into the heavens. A world in which only Zeus by his many names knows. Man does not see such a realm among the living. Man stands a better chance large and by far of seeing Hell in the world of the living. Skware had been in the mess hall looking out the window at this moment and saw what he took to be incredible. But unfortunately nothing escapes Zeus. And they could not be there. He showed them a quick exit.////
3) where he exited them was to close for comfort. Within the atmosphere of the Earth. Which is where they were supposed to be going. Zeus knew. They crash-landed rather violently at the site of the tree that was the tree, and a new tree. That is how Skware, Tree, and the Mime came to be back on their home planet. But Gus had disappeared.////
4) When Dunce had awoke at the deceased Richard Tomy's home he had realized that he was once again endowed with his very same skull. He was once again Skware. He awoke to a note left on the coffee table by the one Pencil Dick. Dear Skware, I thought you might like your skull back. Your brother had it for a while, He lost it during a fight in which he fled like a coward. I thought also you might like a new tattoo on your brand new arm. How did you get that new arm anyway? I'll ask you later. Yours truly Pencil Dick. Skware could not summon up an emotion, but little hallucinogenic men known as the minutia could. Richard had seen them plenty. He saw them as a result of to much LSD he used to avoid the conscience of his dealings with Ocean Dagger. Hallucinogenic or not they were real.////
5) Tom sat in the office of Eggplant aboard the ship that had abducted the Earth in the first place. Eggplant: Tom, I got a problem here. You're the greatest lawyer I got. My daughter here is in great trouble and I'm gonna need you to represent her to get her out of the mess. Lucy looked at Tom with dreamy eyes. Madam Lucretia: Take it from me.......Your mother Lucy. Do not go googly with him dear girl. I've got the skinny on Tom here, and he is your twin brother. Eggplant: Shut up Lucretia. There's no damn history of any such story. Lucretia: Hrmph! Eggplant: Tom, what can you do? I don't want any grand Jury's here. Tom: Well........I'm sure that with influences I have on the courts, with your prestige I feel certain that I will be able to impress upon what ever judge, employing that Lucy has little no culpability that this should probably be heard in a small civil court. Eggplant: Great!!!!! Tom: Just sign these document's that you accept house arrest as part of your bail arrangements and we'll be set to go.////
6) After the battle between Mammon’s forces and the three brothers. While Fake healed from his major concussion it was time for some R and R. Tree: I just don't understand it, why do we keep winding up back at this location? What is the significance? Retsam: The mime knows, and you complain too much! Keenan futz around with a new found toy that was left as a remenant of the wreckage from a year earlier. Tedrick lazed.////
7) After reading Pencil Dick's malignant letter Skware went to the kitchen to grab a bite to eat. He looked through the cupboard and was about to grab a box of cereal when he noticed a small box that was chrome in matter. He wondered at first what it was and through much thought concluded that it must have been one of the portal travelling boxes that Gus was always talking about. It was the same box that Pencil Dick had misplaced. Richard had found it but did not know what it was. Skware felt driven to use it, and felt confident that he could, given Gus's description of the device.////
8) Skware had decided to travel with the box, thinking that he could find this Pencil Dick and put things right for himself. But instead the box took him to 1985 inside of a airplane hangar, to run across the last surviving Mech Shark. The Mech Shark was depressed. Skware: Hey you!!!! you're supposed to be dead. Shark: Well I'm not. There was something within the beast's encoding particularly paradoxical of it's counterparts that kept it alive. Skware: You stay right there. I have to finish you right now, before you continue the threat to existence. Shark: I'm not going to hurt you. Skware: Your not? Ok... Why? Shark: Cuz I don't want to. But I do make a good helper. Skware: I don't see a mouth on your head. I don't understand how I hear you. Shark: My head fins vibrate like a speaker. Interesting huh? Skware: Can you at least fight? Shark: Oh yes. But I don't want to. Skware: Hmmmm, I might be able to use you.////
9) And this is what Lucy had gotten into so much trouble That the Lawyer Tom was needed. On the streets of Raleigh North Carolina there was a man who had had a missing twin sister. Lucy was not that sister, but he sure thought that she might be from time to time. And well, he became quite pesky about it. To Lucy severely annoying. He worked as a bagel smith, and after work one day around ten p.m. he went to the local watering hole to get a few drinks. After he was finished he exited the bar and began to walk home to his apartment. Lucy, who's reputation was becoming quite in question from this particular gentleman had three guy's beat the man in an alley to within an inch of his life. He will never walk again.////
10) Schipol!!!! The most fearsome superhero in the galaxy! his senses told him something. Look for Earth. But where was it?////
11) The Jersey Devil stood there with one of Pencil Dicks agents. Devil: All right, stand back. I don't want you to get hurt. This is how the guillotine works. He Placed the mercury bar on the floor and what seemed like a solid became a liquid isotope, that buzzed and singed the air. Agent: You're not going to hurt me with that thing. Devil: Don’t be stupid, I had you hear cuz your boss is my anticipated buyer of my device. Get a load of it. Ain't that the coolest thing you ever saw. Agent: Uhhh, yeah, I still don't get it. How does the thing work. Devil: It's nuclear accelerated. It's complex. Agent: I don't know. I'm not sure that my boss is going to want to invest in such a device. Devil: Man, we've been working for this dude boss of yours for years, you can pull some strings.////
12) Things all of a sudden went sour in the Land of Make believe. The mafia moved in. Don: Listen here king Friday, were taking the hell over. We see that shipment from the trolley through here one more time without our cut The tiger down the way sleeps with the fishes. Oh, and you tell that wise guy on the other side of the tunnel to watch his step. Meanwhile X the owl had his own problem and Lady Fairchild had missed a payment with collections.////
13) It took most of an exhausting day for Skware and Wimp Shark to get back to Richards light house. At first travel back through the portal they wound up in a crayon factory closed for the day, Then in a vast nowhere; atop some railroad tracks, then in some pot heads apartment. Most of the day was like this, Until Skware remembered. You have to tell the box time, date, and place. When they arrived Wimp Shark crashed on the couch, and Skware drank himself into non coherence.////
14) Then, when Skware was practically passed out Schipol arrived. He knew just where to find Skware. There was never any trouble knowing where Skware was, and with good reason. "There's my son", he said. You don't remember me to well I made a fortune as the inventor of the levitating ski, before I invented the space ski and became a hero". He went on. "Clones share the same soul as their original; I gave you the drum's. You need to remember something, so take this drumstick and tell me who the enemy is"? As drunk as Skware was he said, "I remember" and did as he was instructed.////
15) As for the lady Pinhead hoped to marry to death. J.Scott had first met her at a party in February of 2000. He drove her home, and was invited up to her apartment. There was not much talk, mostly small. Definitely more heat than talk. They rolled around in bed most of the wee hours of the night. J. Scott never forgot her. Meanwhile..... Melvin: Dude, J. Scott just left me here at your band member’s party. He left with your girlfriend! You’re the best band in town! This can't stand dude! Martin: O.K. What do we do? Melvin: I need a ride. Martin: What about J. Scott? Wait, in need to do something. Melvin: What?! Martin: I'm making that pose I always make. I'm thinking of making it my bands next telephone pole flier; but this time more anatomically correct. Melvin: You got the yin yang face on Martin: Yeah, I got the yin yang face on. Melvin: Cool, You always were keen on the Dr. Marten's. Dude this can't stand. I'm going to tell my friend to accuse him of stealing her cell phone. Martin: What's a cell phone? Melvin: came out a couple of weeks ago, I don't expect you to understand. Martin: O.K. Melvin: I'm also going to bring in Wilson. Martin: you sure about that, that guys a little on the edge. Melvin: Dude, this can't stand. J.Scott goes down. Martin: I'm on my way.......click.////
16) If anyone could put the heat on the most formidable of crime fighter's Batman, it was the Mason Judge who had originally saw over the court case of Skware 42 years ago. Judge: Where in the Hell did anyone get the idea that Pencil Dick was the real father of the boy?!! Batman: This guy named Jack. Judge: Jack who?!! Batman: The chemist in the hospital, he did all the records and paperwork on the matter! It's been decades since I have even thought of it. Judge: Well there's not much to F'n go on with just the name jack!!! Batman: Well you know who the idiot is now, that freaking menace with the green hair. Judge: That's just great!!! Skware's clone father looked on with the desire to hit Batman Meanwhile the lady that Pinhead had so much hopes for was in the office viewing this rough up with Batman was shocked and dismayed and naturally alerted the authorities. It wasn't common for Fernando to go to the dentist. But his tooth ached because one of the eyes on it went blind. His father suggested he go to the dentist in the first place. So in turn Fernando did, plenty of them. Accept most dentists shrieked at him in horror, A few hundred. That's when his father called in his special dentist. Dr Plagiarism: Hello Fernando. Sit in the chair. Fernando seemed to sigh some sort of thing. The doctor gave him a shot of Novocain. Dr Plagiarism: Oh, please don't speak. I'm Doctor Plagiarism....yes; I am doctor Plagiarism...........Yes, Doctor Plagiarism! And to exemplify my point I have brought in Marvel comics Baron Karza. Fernando: You mean he's a micronaut. Dr Plagiarism: NO!! Don’t say that word; there is copyrights .Uh, huh. Now I've never worked on a tooth with an eye before, but Baron Karza wants’ you to tell him everything you know........Can you do that. I knew that you could. Dr Plagiarism's fingers turned into instruments. And the Novocain set in.////
17) Blackened in Yin Yang’s, and methodologies of manipulation aside, J. Scott born on August the 21th 1969 is to see a total solar eclipse on his birthday in the year 2017 that will cover the entire northeastern seaboard of America. These are true facts. If you have any questions just do a little homework. Of what powers beyond people's control to control, of sea's of blood red and the sun as black as sackcloth are what these powers; and yes they are quite formidable, are the only things that they ever wanted Skware to see. And as a tempting of fate through actions that would foster these ends unbeknownst to these powers are really the only things they want the rest of the world to see. But they hide it from themselves.////
18) Gus had grabbed Skware in the morning before the Wimp Shark had the opportunity to wake up. Despite Skwares’s time displacement with the rest of humanity. Ginsu had died, and Gus had brought skware to the location of where Ginsu was laid to rest. Skware knelt and his heart fell to far for anyone to grab a reach of. He prayed for hours for Ginsu and the peaceful sleep for the rest of Ginsu's eternity. He had always felt like he had known Ginsu even though he had never met him and felt guilt that he could not properly communicate something to Ginsu in one way or another. And although Dr. Plagiarism was broiling new plans for Skware to stalk him over his own ascension to heaven, Skware found it hard to remove himself from prayer. Peace be with you always Ginsu. June 7, 1958 to April 21, 2016.////
19) Where was he? He did not know. He looked around. He remembered. It was the blood beach that he had seen in an image. But did he see it for real. He couldn't be sure, but here he was. It was august 22nd. He thought for a moment about what it all could have meant and while he thought about that he wondered how he had gotten here. He knew he had no transportation by the looks of it, but in retrospect to the visions he had had he had decided that this could not be. He bolted from the scene in search for a way back.////
20) Three horses were galloping on a different plane of existence from the here and now of Earth. Until they came to an area of week ground that seemed to be like that of flat marble. The marble gave way, and the fell through the crust of their world and fell with the marble rock into the existence of Earth from the skies.////
21) It was in the year 1997, and Skware; far before he had ever been known as Skware lived in what could have been considered a far better time. And that is not saying much because even in those times, they were not the best. Skware was deeply in love with this lady. He was 27, she was 25. Her name was Linda. But alas she ran away with her boyfriend to another state far away from where Skware had lived. His communication with her was completely cut off. Terrible events occurred before she had left that not even Skware has become aware of to this very day. One day an idea had broiled in Skware's mind. He was not a wealthy man but he was going to purchase an engagement ring, and still his Mom's car and drive all the way to where she had moved and profess his love to her. So he bought the ring. It was diamond. It was gold. Problem was he could not summon up the bravado to steal his mother's car. He also knew he could not mail it. Or ship it. He held on to the ring for a good two months. and thought and thought and thought. He called her residence twice but her boyfriend referred to him as clown, and please do not call again. Skware eventually resolved that he could probably never win her love, and thinking back to one of his Buddhist founding teachers who had always taught him to let the irresolvable go. He did just that. But he still had the ring which pounded in his mind. He was pretty sure he could not return the ring due to its price. So to end his torment, he walked on down to the reservoir lake and threw it and the box it was in into the lake. It is Doubtful that he will ever buy an engagement ring again. .........19 Years later there was a hunter within the vicinity of the location Skware had made his infamous throw. He was just hunting for deer. His name was Nick Walton. When trudging through the extending river from the reservoir he came across a shiny piece of gold. His mind raced. He had heard this story. He thought it was a myth.////
22) The joking Jack looked down at him on the stretcher. Joker: I see you putting these things in your face every day fake! You're laid out now, on the mend. But you’ll be wanting one of these. One of these nails in your coffin. Oh..................... and don't tell the monkey I was here. Cuz you know with a cigarette i can make you do anything. I'm your nicotine junk dealer; Pathetic, a billionaire’s cigarette junkie. You need to know that it's over! Fake: Yeah, I was kind of getting that feeling. Seeming as I noticed that everything from here and everything that has been done by me and others seemed to serve as nothing but to give villains just an excuse to use us and do what you want with us. Joker: Hrmph!////